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This is Burning Man (by xmasons)

Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:08:54 -0600

This is Burning Man (by xmasons)

jellies! bugsmalone: (via ruradelia)

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 16:50:26 -0600

jellies!

bugsmalone:

(via ruradelia)

dealbreaker: U SPEL LIEK YOUR RTARDED The Internet was...

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 16:48:08 -0600

dealbreaker:

U SPEL LIEK YOUR RTARDED

The Internet was supposed to be the great equalizer, melting away region, class and all manner of social differences with the simple magic of the written word. How could anyone tell the difference as long as you were literate, right? Wrong. Why? Because you spell like you’re retarded.

Interesting profile you’ve come up with here. You graduated from a university, really? Because they teach the difference between “your” and “you’re” in — oh I don’t know —fourth grade? And you’re still clearly struggling, just as you incomprehensibly believe the words “are” and “our” are interchangeable. Have you ever read a book? Scratch that - have you ever read text written in the English language? Those words have nothing to do with each other, and provided you’re not in the back woods of Kentucky, neither are they pronounced the same way.

I can tell you’ve had a troubled relationship with the shift key. Why use it for proper names or at the beginnings of sentences when you can save it for Things You Arbitrarily Consider Important. Oh pardon me, I meant to say “Thing’s” since you’ve taught me that apostrophes are a critical element in pluralizing nouns. Its’ obvious.

Since I’ve already put in this much time, is it worth overlooking such grave offences to our innocent language so I might have sex with you, just once? Because there’s no way in Hell I could keep putting up with it after that. What you call my “pickiness,” and I instead refer to as “literacy” wouldn’t allow it. Is your retardation communicable; will I lie there in bed afterward, robbed of the knowledge that “effect” and “affect” are different words, or that the occasional use of commas helps make writing comprehensible to others?

It’s not worth the risk. So I hope there are no hard feelings, and let me say, in words you may find familiar: thenkz 4 al teh fun chatts your ah relly Spatial indevidule an gud luek in ur serch1!

-Written by wireless G.

Akinator, the Web Genius

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 13:15:36 -0600

Akinator, the Web Genius:

THIS IS IMPRESSIVE.

One of My Favorite Flash Movies Ever

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 14:32:41 -0600

One of My Favorite Flash Movies Ever

Cyanide & Happiness #2104 - Explosm.net

Thu, 08 Jul 2010 20:07:50 -0600

Cyanide & Happiness #2104 - Explosm.net

Restoration Of ‘Star Spangled Banner’ Uncovers...

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 14:55:07 -0600

Restoration Of ‘Star Spangled Banner’ Uncovers Horrifying New Verses | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source | Onion News Network

republicofcalifornia: Rain Dance Video (click through to...

Sat, 03 Jul 2010 11:48:23 -0600

republicofcalifornia:

Rain Dance Video (click through to watch)

EPROM live at Sonic Bloom 2010 (via iny0urbrain) uhhhhhhhhh!

Wed, 30 Jun 2010 16:31:15 -0600

EPROM live at Sonic Bloom 2010 (via iny0urbrain)

uhhhhhhhhh!

Carl Sagan - ‘A Glorious Dawn’ ft Stephen Hawking...

Tue, 29 Jun 2010 12:54:38 -0600

Carl Sagan - ‘A Glorious Dawn’ ft Stephen Hawking (Symphony of Science) (via melodysheep)

I love this so hard.

Video Clearly Shows Antenna Defect on iPhone 4 Web Browser

Tue, 29 Jun 2010 09:53:51 -0600

Video Clearly Shows Antenna Defect on iPhone 4 Web Browser

"GET IT."

Fri, 25 Jun 2010 08:00:58 -0600

“GET IT.”

- Me

Achewood § January 27, 2005

Thu, 24 Jun 2010 02:29:28 -0600

Achewood § January 27, 2005

pantyraidmusic: MartyParty at LIB 2010

Tue, 01 Jun 2010 18:05:46 -0600

pantyraidmusic:

MartyParty at LIB 2010

"Conservatives may one day embrace the participatory web en masse. However, the very structure of the..."

Tue, 01 Jun 2010 18:01:57 -0600

“Conservatives may one day embrace the participatory web en masse. However, the very structure of the internet as a decentralized grouping of communities may never appeal to the large portion of right-wingers who prefer military-style hierarchies and commanding leaders.”

- Why the web benefits liberals more than conservatives - CNN.com

I want to give it a costume and ride a fat little unicorn...

Sat, 22 May 2010 12:26:55 -0600

I want to give it a costume and ride a fat little unicorn everywhere.

"I’m trying to find out what human nature is all about,” Ron Shaich, who stepped down as Panera’s CEO..."

Wed, 19 May 2010 00:59:05 -0600

““I’m trying to find out what human nature is all about,” Ron Shaich, who stepped down as Panera’s CEO last week but remains as chairman, told USA Today. “My hope is that we can eventually do this in every community where there’s a Panera.””

- Panera: Pay what you can afford - St. Louis Business Journal

Feed Store :: El Vética

Tue, 18 May 2010 21:35:08 -0600

Feed Store :: El Vética

CodeTrees

Mon, 17 May 2010 03:28:17 -0600

CodeTrees:

Yum

"Oh that’s ridiculous, that was too many.” But I love the idea that the future was so..."

Fri, 14 May 2010 14:50:07 -0600

““Oh that’s ridiculous, that was too many.” But I love the idea that the future was so bright it couldn’t be contained in the frame.”

- J.J. Abrams Admits Star Trek Lens Flares Are “Ridiculous” - Star Trek - io9